Don't end up in the dungeon.
1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
Oh dear, I was in a cat fight with a loudmouthed dork who turned out to be the hanging judge's wife. Yikes! Now I'm really in BIG trouble!!!
2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?
Ahhhh... errrr... what time is it there?
4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
The Sheep in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini... eeeeeewww!!!
5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
The Sheep posting her own sex video with the famous doctor actor hunk (made famous by his scandals, what else)!!! Yikes! My friends would be oh-so-jealous!!! LOL!
6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
SLIM is SIN!!!
7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen? Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
Sshhh.. this Sheep's pinkie is crooked