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14 May, 2010

It's A Dog's World

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme.

This meme, hosted by Judd Corizan, is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.

"Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles."

The Dating Profiles Meme: The Dog Out of the Car Window

1. I smile every time I see a dog with its head out a car window.

i'd steer clear of it if i were you...

2. I'm been separated for close to a year and just would like to hang out and meet new people.

sure... tell us when you're done hanging... i'm been snagged

3. If I had a nickel for every time I sneezed I’d be rich.

yuck!!! how often do you sneeze???

4. Because of my hair products I usually smell like coconuts.

no wonder you smell like my dog

5. As for who I am looking for I would like to meet someone who can share some of the activities I love as well as teach me new things.

are you ready to learn how to do this trick?

6. We are the crowd, we're c-comin' out.

i'm outttt-ttt-ttt-taaaa here!

7. Everyone is looking to be loved and to love someone but I guess I want more than that.
looking for a man with a large bulge... in his back pocket.

8. My favorite things to do is spending every free moment with family and friends. Unfortunately most of my friends and family don't live even remotely near by because I'm new to this area.

... to the opposite direction

9. Life has thrown me a curve ball and sucked the air out of me completely. So, I'm looking for friendship at first and what will be, will be.

que sera sera...

10. Have a heart of gold but just no one to share it with.
we might as well convert it to cash then... or better yet, a diamond...

07 May, 2010

In Need Of Some Down Time

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme.
This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.

The Dating Profiles Meme: The Full Course Meal

1. I am not a side dish--i am the full course meal!!!

dinner is served!

2. I do not want the kind of love I can live with, I want the kind of love I can’t live without.

3. I love to be outdoors doing things from hunting to biking to riding a motorcycle to walking on a hillside to swimming in a pond to watching a polo match.

so what are you doing in a dating site???

4. I believe if you meet someone on a date and you are not attracted to each other then there is no point in continuing to date.

5. I have been viewed as a perfectionist, but what I believe in is when you do something, make sure you do it right!!

6. I am looking for someone who is half as happy to see me as my dogs.

7. Liars and cheaters will not be tolerated!

8. I am in need of some down time.

9. I wanna be with someone who is better that the last relationship. The sex was not two good.

10. You smile even when soaked on a wet day.

Thanks to Judd Corizan for hosting The Dating Profiles Meme.

Happy Weekend to everyone!

01 May, 2010

Dating Profile: Sunshine Of Your Life

The The Dating Profiles Meme, hosted by Judd Corizan, is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.

"This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles."

The Dating Profiles Meme: Sunshine of Your Life

1. friends are the sunshine of your life.

with a friend like me, you'll always have sunshine :D

2. i am an accountant and musician with a wicked sense of humor.

3. all i can say is that i am tired of the games.

i don't blame you

4. I spent the last year focusing on me, which is something I hadn't done in a really long time. It's been a lot of fun!

5. Am looking for someone that can make me happy and be there for me through thick and thin and that can help me find the treasure that i have lost and will see me through all my ups and down, that is loving caring,understanding,that will respect my opinion and most of all that play the game of love..

6. I want love.

7. Looking for someone to spend quality time with, who respects me for who I am and who is satisfied with the direction that their life is going.

8. Something I haven't done yet that I would like to do is deep sea diving.

dive in...

9. The thing I am most grateful for is being alive.

10. need some one to make me hole.

quick... it's an urgent need!

23 April, 2010

Always Up To The Challenge

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.

The Dating Profiles Meme: Always Up to the Challenge

1. It's hard for me to describe myself, I think I probably see myself much differently than others do, but hey, always up to the challenge.

2. I am shy but outgoing, timid but strong, a loner but loves to be around people.

geeeez... make up your mind!

3. I am very educated, not necessarily from a collegiate accomplishment level as I am street wise and in tune with my surroundings, making me more often comfortable than anxious.

cooooooooooooooool... ride on... don't wait for me

4. I have spent a lot of time alone for the last few years because I took a good look and did not like who I saw anymore so I took the time out to get to know myself and change those values and attitudes I did not like and made sure the change was what is me.