14 July, 2009

The Queen's Meme - Blog Outside The Box

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:

Don't end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)

Oh dear, I was in a cat fight with a loudmouthed dork who turned out to be the hanging judge's wife. Yikes! Now I'm really in BIG trouble!!!

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?

The Chronicles of the Super Goat
(How the Exterminator Exterminated the Exterminable)

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?

Ahhhh... errrr... what time is it there? mltan100.blogspot.com

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?

The Sheep in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini... eeeeeewww!!!

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.

The Sheep posting her own sex video with the famous doctor actor hunk (made famous by his scandals, what else)!!! Yikes! My friends would be oh-so-jealous!!! LOL!

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

SLIM is SIN!!!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen? Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.

Sshhh.. this Sheep's pinkie is crooked mltan100.blogspot.commltan100.blogspot.commltan100.blogspot.commltan100.blogspot.com


Mike Golch said...

for #1)once while deep into one of may many alcohol fogs out in california, I was buying my favorite drink and did not keep track how much money I had in the checking account.needlest to say I had bounced a whole bunch of checks.I admitted to the judge that I was an alcoholic and joined A.A. my sponsor was standing right next to me when I told the judge that I was an alcoholic,and that i take full responcilability for my actions and that I wanted to make amends to the people that i wrote the bad check to,and plead guilty to the charge that I was facing.The judge showed mercy,ordered me to repay every penny,and to attend the next 30 day going to a minimum of one meeting a day,gave me a set of papers to prove to him that I was attending those meetings.At thend of time I was given 2 years of unsupervised probation and told if I got into trouble again that I would be going to jail.

PinkLady said...

LOL.. see, we all had our moments. after all, nobody's perfect. yeeeehaaaa!=D

Bitter Sweet Moments said...

How fun!! I had a hard time with mine:)

Mimi Lenox said...

I love your sense of humor! And the talking animated phone on the Michael Jackson question cracked me up.

Great job! Thank you for playing my first meme!

Autumn said...

Yaaaaaaay #6!!!!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Love the "Slim is sin"! Great job. Thanks for the laughs...

Duchess Dethroned said...

LOL! Cute answers!


I finally got my Queen's meme! Stop by! I've got a suggestion! Why don't you put a McKlinky up so people can join the fun and everyone can visit each meme? Or I can put one on mine for you! Let me know! This was fun! Thanks for the invite!

Mouse said...

A sheep in a itsy bikini .... the mind boggles! :D

Rav.en21 said...

I thought this entry was very entertaining and fun =]
good work!

PinkLady said...

hi everyone, i am so glad you enjoyed the post. i am looking forward to the next Queen's Meme. thanks to everyone who dropped by and left a comment.

Lady High Tower, i am not the proponent of this meme. i am giving credit to Mimi Lenox for coming up with such a challenging task. i left the site's URL in your blog.

again, thanks friends! =)

Thom said...

Oh my gosh. I love #5....too funny And No 6...Brilliant :) Thanks for stopping by my site. Much appreciated :)

PinkLady said...

hi THOM, don't worry i'll let you know once that video is posted here. LOL! thanks for dropping by.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

This meme has been quite successful! Yours was one of the funniest yet :-)

LOVE the Super Goat!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL

Hello from Hollydale,

PinkLady said...

hi SPEEDY, thanks for the compliment. it's so nice to see you here again. =)