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Her bleats from the heart!Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.comBlogger280125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-34110290392847875272014-02-01T15:23:00.000+08:002014-02-01T15:23:50.991+08:00Together Forever<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-27522490023762358032011-12-04T12:45:00.001+08:002011-12-04T12:56:51.930+08:00Oldie But Goodie<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-38343909513726511392011-11-06T16:31:00.000+08:002011-11-06T16:31:27.889+08:00On The Rocks<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilOT1LIUYoJC3nkqVPM2vNZve_fwlsywSGpbK_axhMvXlDsfqtzUkKS7Q3DbBakT4JM3WnmHsSRbWMQc_g5LyY96gS9CyOJhug5tt36IulB4vjQramx08Nxr-DdT2qzBBa-rHB6kw6F-xJ/s1600/316670_259485717426670_100000957315377_722238_1444318488_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilOT1LIUYoJC3nkqVPM2vNZve_fwlsywSGpbK_axhMvXlDsfqtzUkKS7Q3DbBakT4JM3WnmHsSRbWMQc_g5LyY96gS9CyOJhug5tt36IulB4vjQramx08Nxr-DdT2qzBBa-rHB6kw6F-xJ/s400/316670_259485717426670_100000957315377_722238_1444318488_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.<br />
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There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two.<br />
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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.<br />
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Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that a bad time for a guy to get those odds?<br />
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You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.<br />
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Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.<br />
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Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.<br />
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You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.<br />
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The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.<br />
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You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.<br />
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You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.<br />
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The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.<br />
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Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.<br />
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It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.<br />
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When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.<br />
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You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.<br />
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<center> <span style="color: #e06666; font-size: large;"><b>Happy Weekend to Everyone!!!</b></span><br style="color: #e06666;" /> <br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">trembling, shivering</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">don't blame your coffee's caffeine</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">that's you breaking down</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">teenage kids fighting</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> pet doggies on a war path</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">please give me a break!</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"> The basics:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Haiku is simple! It is 3 <b>non-rhyming</b> lines of 5, 7</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">, and 5 syllables respectively (a great way to use your fingers!)</span></div></div>Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-5502562290259114662010-09-26T10:13:00.000+08:002010-09-26T10:13:24.169+08:00Around The World (Weekend Funnies)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5qqkW0l9wb-frFoKOlo7U1Y5N4ZESq08v_kPFyy4DsxkbopN7WQZW_lIIOMuZW3-NzKVAHORpk8BwFDweDnOxz4oeIYdr9mmtWl6j_ItVbIHqdiTW-YiXxMy0Sl3-ZMxw9Eoon9SDUR5g/s1600/weekend_71.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="166" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5qqkW0l9wb-frFoKOlo7U1Y5N4ZESq08v_kPFyy4DsxkbopN7WQZW_lIIOMuZW3-NzKVAHORpk8BwFDweDnOxz4oeIYdr9mmtWl6j_ItVbIHqdiTW-YiXxMy0Sl3-ZMxw9Eoon9SDUR5g/s200/weekend_71.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;">Here's something to perk up your lazy Sunday... have a fun ride !!!<br />
(to the tune of the Black Eyed Peas' Pump It)</div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Sometimes you shouldn't believe everything that you see....</div><br />
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You are outgoing and willing really put it all out there. You don't have a shy bone in your body.<br />
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In fact, it's probably hard to hold yourself back from dancing. When you hear good music, you want to move.<br />
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The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. <i>"Yes. Yes he did." </i> <br />
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The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, <i>"Who? Who was he? Who was the father?" </i> <br />
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Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says: <i>"You."</i><br />
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<div><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!" </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" <br />
</span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" <br />
</span></div><div><span style="font-size: small;">His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, <b>"LADY, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED . . . !" </b></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></b></div><span style="font-size: small;">Moral of the story:</span><br />
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Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00 <br />
Broken crockery - $ 800.00 <br />
Breakfast - $ 10.00 <br />
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "</span>Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-4651944520716593592010-09-10T10:15:00.004+08:002010-09-10T10:37:59.069+08:00The Jewelry Test<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHlRVfM5Txwi5ZWPSR5Bk7z30BqRNx_lvYI1Zg_TOtzhrAVrbc5saLF9IdE2w1VGLiS5n8W3LDuN2bdonPz8ioA8GuEPVAREVMwPgQMML8URygmgS5kvjfzd5B8JatTSMt0CbfuJwUpH8N/s1600/blogging.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHlRVfM5Txwi5ZWPSR5Bk7z30BqRNx_lvYI1Zg_TOtzhrAVrbc5saLF9IdE2w1VGLiS5n8W3LDuN2bdonPz8ioA8GuEPVAREVMwPgQMML8URygmgS5kvjfzd5B8JatTSMt0CbfuJwUpH8N/s320/blogging.jpg" /></a></div><br />
I saw this at <a href="http://tp4ww.com/"><span style="font-size: large;">T</span>hom</a>'s blog, <a href="http://tp4ww.com/">Thom's Place 4 Well Whatever</a>, and tried it out. There was just one question for this quiz and the result was amazingly... well... "ME."<br />
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Why don't you try and check it out yourself?<br />
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You always like to add a whimsical touch to your look. You never take yourself all that seriously.<br />
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You are driven, but you aren't taking the beaten path to success. You are doing things your way.<br />
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Of all the types, you are the most original and creative. You wear your uniqueness as a badge of honor.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><blockquote><i>Hi and welcome to <a href="http://jjatff.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Rock 'n Roll Fridays</span></strong></a>. We are like other memes in that we will ask you thirteen questions each and every Friday. But our little "twist" is that each week we will pick an singer, band, era or category and pick thirteen of their lyrics. Each of our questions will be based on the lyrics. Got it? Great! Let's begin this week's meme!<br />
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Today we picked<span style="font-weight: bold;"> The Monkees</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">. </span>The song titles are in caps. Both the titles and the lyrics are in<span style="font-weight: bold;"> bold</span>. Here's <a href="http://jjatff.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="color: #ff6666;">Rock 'n Roll Fridays</span></strong><span style="font-weight: bold;">!</span></a></i></blockquote><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">1. WORDS </span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Words that never were true. </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Spoken to help nobody but you. </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Words with lies inside, </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">But small enough to hide </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">'Til your playin' was through. Ah!</span><br />
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What was the last white lie you told ?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><i><b>"I have a meeting."</b></i></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">2. VALLERI</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">There's a girl I know who makes me feel so good.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">And I wouldn't live without her, even if I could.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">They call her Valleri.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">I love my Valleri.</span><br />
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What is your favorite “girl” name?<br />
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</div><div style="color: #073763;"><b><i>Louisa</i></b></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">3. TAKE A GIANT STEP</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Remember the feeling as a child</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">When you woke up and morning smiled</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">It's time you felt like you did then.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">There's just no percentage in remembering the past</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">It's time you learned to live again at last.</span><br />
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What is your favorite morning ritual?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><b><i>I call it my Sunshine ritual.</i></b></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">4. STAR COLLECTOR</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">She's a star collector (collector of stars)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">She only seems to please young celebrities.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">She's a star collector (collector of stars)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">How can I love her, when I just don't respect her?</span><br />
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Have you ever dreamed of a one night stand with a famous actor or musician?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><b><i>Yes... who doesn't dream?</i></b></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">5. SOMETIME IN THE MORNING</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sometime in the morning</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">A simple thought may occur to you,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">And you hold her,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">And tell her all the things you never told her.</span><br />
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Are you a morning person or a night person when it comes to intimacy?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><b><i>Both :D</i></b></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">6. SHADES OF GRAY</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">But today there is no day or night</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Today there is no dark or light.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Today there is no black or white,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Only shades of gray.</span><br />
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Who gave you advice that got you into trouble when you were a kid?<br />
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</div><div style="color: #073763;"><i><b>My brother, sweet brother!</b></i></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">7. PLEASANT VALLEY SUNDAY</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Another Pleasant Valley Sunday</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Charcoal burning everywhere</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Rows of houses that are all the same</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">And no one seems to care</span><br />
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What is your favorite Sunday activity?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><i><b>Being lazy...</b></i></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">8. MARY MARY</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Mary, Mary, tell me truly</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> What did I do to make you leave me.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Whatever it was I didn't mean to,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> You know I never would try and hurt ya.Mary, </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Mary, where you goin' to? </span><br />
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Why did your last relationship end?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><i><b>Breach of trust... big time!</b></i></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">9. LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Take the last train to Clarksville,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> And I'll meet you at the station.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> You can be be there by four thirty,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">'Cause I made your reservation.</span><br />
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What was the most desperate action you took to get together with a lover?<br />
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<i style="color: #073763;"><b>I'm not desperate...</b></i><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">10. I’M A BELIEVER</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Not a trace of doubt in my mind.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> I'm in love, I'm a believer!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">I couldn't leave her if I tried.</span><br />
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Have you ever fallen in love at first site, or within a very short period of time?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><i><b>At first site? </b></i></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">11. THEME FROM THE MONKEES</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> We're just tryin' to be friendly,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Come and watch us sing and play,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> We're the young generation,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> And we've got something to say.</span><br />
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What was your most irritating trait when you were a radical teenager?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><i><b>Being radical!</b></i></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">12. CUDDLY TOY</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> You’re not the kind of girl to tell your mother</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> The kind of company you keep</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> I never told you not to love no other</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> You must of dreamed it in your sleep</span><br />
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What did you tell your mother (or father) that you regret telling her?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><i><b>"Mom... I'm pregnant!"</b></i></div><br />
<span style="color: red; font-weight: bold;">13. A LITTLE BIT ME A LITTLE BIT YOU</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> I don't want to find</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> That I'm a little bit wrong</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> And you're a little bit right</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> I said girl</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> You know that it's true</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> It's a little bit me</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> And it's a little bit you... too</span><br />
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What is the last project you worked on with another person?<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><i><b>A botched project... that's why I prefer to work alone...</b></i></div><div style="color: #073763;"><br />
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</div>Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-1514402402501656412010-09-04T13:09:00.000+08:002010-09-04T13:09:42.820+08:00Weekend Funnies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVjdQ6vCtwkMKZWFPjn2xJdzVQjyAU43R7bydau6HVM-Gcgp1j3ATOdKb1ZqdobRmdecWDO6VtLvrnskRNES-jDP5ncS7K2MLcOo5bHPWPDxHPQTS0D-D1SPsEdMTvJZbpmdW82n0Rd0CM/s1600/priest+review_basics_ten_commandments_23558.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVjdQ6vCtwkMKZWFPjn2xJdzVQjyAU43R7bydau6HVM-Gcgp1j3ATOdKb1ZqdobRmdecWDO6VtLvrnskRNES-jDP5ncS7K2MLcOo5bHPWPDxHPQTS0D-D1SPsEdMTvJZbpmdW82n0Rd0CM/s320/priest+review_basics_ten_commandments_23558.jpg" /></a></div>There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing of having committed adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said: "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"<br />
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Well, everyone liked him so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they have "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well... until the priest died at a ripe, old age.<br />
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About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed concerned.<br />
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The priest said: "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."<br />
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The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said: "I don't know what you're laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week." <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/C-CzWriiCCvYGMirEqcRz6lPGMFDiLNSeNerBZJDdJQ?feat=embedwebsite" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><a href="http://gattinawritercramps.blogspot.com/"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_okFQT4d69Z0/TC7M8XHYDWI/AAAAAAAAmvg/rK6kKxvh6q4/s288/Weekend%20funnies.jpgNEW.jpg" style="height: 128px; width: 157px;" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">With <a href="http://gattinawritercramps.blogspot.com/">Gattina</a> & <a href="http://justmeshakirack.blogspot.com/2010/06/weekend-funnies-1-june-26-27th-2010.html">Shakira</a>.</div>Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-20180097153673568732010-08-29T11:51:00.001+08:002010-08-29T11:52:59.502+08:00A Senior Moment<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR6KP73GWiKQEomQxhqcGb79VgOG2sAwHa_cbohB9Jfwh6cy-jjm8G7Lx2cScs0cENHmV2vZhyrFKzH_N0E4-2HlZqxHHfhXb7uTEIiWFURRXE66jWFfmnRdIkXz-sqe6kQdQh9UB2amCy/s1600/old-woman-with-a-gun.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="171" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR6KP73GWiKQEomQxhqcGb79VgOG2sAwHa_cbohB9Jfwh6cy-jjm8G7Lx2cScs0cENHmV2vZhyrFKzH_N0E4-2HlZqxHHfhXb7uTEIiWFURRXE66jWFfmnRdIkXz-sqe6kQdQh9UB2amCy/s200/old-woman-with-a-gun.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.<br />
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She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" <br />
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The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. <br />
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The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. <br />
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A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. <br />
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The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. <br />
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No charges were filed. <br />
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Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable.Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-51044940307504325582010-08-20T08:48:00.001+08:002010-08-20T09:33:06.642+08:00Intoxicana (Yoga and Drinking)<div style="color: #0c343d; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://photobucket.com/images/yoga" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img alt="Yoga Teacher Training Pictures, Images and Photos" border="0" height="200" src="http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae278/healthnyogaa/yoga-1.jpg" width="182" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Research confirms that drinking gives the same benefits as yoga does...</span></div></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Savasana </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br />
<i>Position of total relaxation. </i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSLPnMxJhp_PsiYLL79Up-SUouZTnwcvQlKJGmAX9cDlHEDCKR6h2WP9s-FIeLQ5Qrh1gjMsB1aR_0cEPHm8sW_Fh52S3QfsZd8IEwltud6eSDs7Qd_Skk5GMN7XG4wHWmr1pRb7_9wEfz/s1600/download_006.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="182" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSLPnMxJhp_PsiYLL79Up-SUouZTnwcvQlKJGmAX9cDlHEDCKR6h2WP9s-FIeLQ5Qrh1gjMsB1aR_0cEPHm8sW_Fh52S3QfsZd8IEwltud6eSDs7Qd_Skk5GMN7XG4wHWmr1pRb7_9wEfz/s400/download_006.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Balasana </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br />
<i>Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm. </i></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS676p5Dnna6cOISUdDu_Zx2Oz1jM3IqaqgcZO4YapknMM9DvKnVFDrdmKFW41OmIAeu8Q9gr2E5fPRT2uwwYijZyYJs8zbS_QiAhARURPCenklvwTif-Y4-6_c-_Gq7AXPhpRyyOMjnYn/s1600/download.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS676p5Dnna6cOISUdDu_Zx2Oz1jM3IqaqgcZO4YapknMM9DvKnVFDrdmKFW41OmIAeu8Q9gr2E5fPRT2uwwYijZyYJs8zbS_QiAhARURPCenklvwTif-Y4-6_c-_Gq7AXPhpRyyOMjnYn/s320/download.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Setu Bandha <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1282148103_20" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border-bottom: 2px dotted rgb(54, 99, 136); cursor: pointer;">Sarvangasana</span> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-size: 10pt;">This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.</span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOCFxBGWQ-9fndyeJOnNzL-leLgkUKBUE8UJbV04_XQ-M3xX0SwU8KglWmfBu66gxoYnJ0KOoJ5qRiCRbWqN02xOsFDeN66TxdEeBtAA1kgHK4k927WK7lvIAcuwKoffQMWzTGEo2CnrUt/s1600/download_007.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="183" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOCFxBGWQ-9fndyeJOnNzL-leLgkUKBUE8UJbV04_XQ-M3xX0SwU8KglWmfBu66gxoYnJ0KOoJ5qRiCRbWqN02xOsFDeN66TxdEeBtAA1kgHK4k927WK7lvIAcuwKoffQMWzTGEo2CnrUt/s400/download_007.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span></b><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Marjayasana </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br />
<i>Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column. </i></span></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXKncyAUiMjp41VuhtNz7NepCCtRUiYdoWQzZhO6azUy7-GfS1iXkQ5hl1PnqQG6JkNfEMTdVFFvete-NUHNl1fl_g3c2XT1tJeugmnQJeNwEXVX3aHj8m58LK0vE2pSoynKeTultsCN_t/s1600/download_003.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="183" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXKncyAUiMjp41VuhtNz7NepCCtRUiYdoWQzZhO6azUy7-GfS1iXkQ5hl1PnqQG6JkNfEMTdVFFvete-NUHNl1fl_g3c2XT1tJeugmnQJeNwEXVX3aHj8m58LK0vE2pSoynKeTultsCN_t/s400/download_003.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUGirrqNrTk_eXGAkzlyS6eGGMewnj_B8rObR4oYfMSEk9nfUFJu95tVrqmOyRVT-uKXVLgyL6979MI4moE3SsKPzHxNm0bBVQhTE-mAqFuJOdT5d-L8W_AXykv91WcUTdui6jq0y0LLft/s1600/download_004.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Halasana </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br />
<i>Excellent for back pain and insomnia. </i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifZsPuzPVOTiGSo8KjV1GuKxXRITPqjwL935dW_itSHagqQ8PLkqyJ4vrGnpnnypOrXKwjWRCU4ahR3kYIo7jdfRneY1qiJz_vseST8tJ0UlTnUc9cZoVvu9nw4yFdYDy6eQmTLS1W5U_R/s1600/download_008.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="183" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifZsPuzPVOTiGSo8KjV1GuKxXRITPqjwL935dW_itSHagqQ8PLkqyJ4vrGnpnnypOrXKwjWRCU4ahR3kYIo7jdfRneY1qiJz_vseST8tJ0UlTnUc9cZoVvu9nw4yFdYDy6eQmTLS1W5U_R/s400/download_008.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Dolphin </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br />
<i>Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms. </i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRrRpSr9eOHW26VHSr1FQoO10cdiq_1VP9a9818BHDwTtJspGEpjFzeRuKA-y2KkvmO2UwubzH8jjOXlG0tEYaJqU-Vi6Ir19MI9ycY1dbcBxoqVyHs_Z3XIEY_zeETKij10JUWXB2xBu7/s1600/download_013.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="183" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRrRpSr9eOHW26VHSr1FQoO10cdiq_1VP9a9818BHDwTtJspGEpjFzeRuKA-y2KkvmO2UwubzH8jjOXlG0tEYaJqU-Vi6Ir19MI9ycY1dbcBxoqVyHs_Z3XIEY_zeETKij10JUWXB2xBu7/s400/download_013.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Salambhasana </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br />
<i>Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms. </i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzMcrtL59eNGS2V8-8PxG8hCScjwI1ufA-g3tVVxJ0prMyKyPUIKle3IQWiU5yjkXC6syPtH2pSoAHQTFPWE9zhNLFz9slJkHGVBarJjeJmGyGARtpfhVCK8Lu0aRlodz7cnbpUgGriDta/s1600/download_010.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="183" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzMcrtL59eNGS2V8-8PxG8hCScjwI1ufA-g3tVVxJ0prMyKyPUIKle3IQWiU5yjkXC6syPtH2pSoAHQTFPWE9zhNLFz9slJkHGVBarJjeJmGyGARtpfhVCK8Lu0aRlodz7cnbpUgGriDta/s400/download_010.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Malasana </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br />
<i>This position, for ankles and back muscles. </i></span></div><span style="font-size: 10pt;"></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">So in the interest of healthy relaxation, let's start drinking!!! </span></div><br />
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Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me." <br />
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Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But , the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-90421211316992290952010-08-04T20:10:00.004+08:002010-08-04T20:21:17.216+08:00Attitude<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_Okz8EU9o929OO7IXS28N1E4hs6ip3PqGXP9Bx1-GRomrZpSPbd7DYoEdNmkyyXjxRLoqxL-_fjcPbheRsbFp-QOc07R4UgITyFieHbbhoPg4aZ9bRF1SixlSIauTyW-3koOS6Rtb0rTJ/s1600/wedding_143.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_Okz8EU9o929OO7IXS28N1E4hs6ip3PqGXP9Bx1-GRomrZpSPbd7DYoEdNmkyyXjxRLoqxL-_fjcPbheRsbFp-QOc07R4UgITyFieHbbhoPg4aZ9bRF1SixlSIauTyW-3koOS6Rtb0rTJ/s200/wedding_143.gif" width="169" /></a></div>A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, <i>"Here, put these on." </i><br />
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She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. <i>"I cant wear your trousers,"</i> she said. <br />
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<i>"That's right," </i>said the husband, <i>"and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." </i><br />
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With that she flipped him her panties and said, <i>"Try these on." </i><br />
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He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. <i>"Hell," </i>he said, <i>"I cant get into your panties!" </i><br />
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She replied, <i>"That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." </i><br />
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<i><b>The guy replies: '</b>Thanks for the early warning.'</i></div><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; clear: left; color: black; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><br />
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<b>Hubby: </b>‘When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’<br />
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<i><b>Wife:</b> ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!’<br />
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<i><b>Hubby:</b> ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’</i><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #e06666;">Aging</span></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">it used to be extra small</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">now age and size merged :'(</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"> The basics:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Haiku is simple! It is 3 <b>non-rhyming</b> lines of 5, 7</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">, and 5 syllables respectively (a great way to use your fingers!)</span></div>Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-25214462045607248632010-07-19T22:19:00.001+08:002010-07-19T22:23:18.806+08:00MM ~ Smooth (Santana feat. Rob Thomas)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1lqrEyJpeGMAueOHu0e2ApKd1W9SDbSaxoI_b8RgfGY9T6WvrNbyUzC8-vFdA7I-QUQvSEagWfywMB3mm-_XMU-ilg6YF36Js1ctgEiFATBMCWoDi9XsevEBYUgKC4ipaQD6AliS6bfJV/s1600/Santanasmooth.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1lqrEyJpeGMAueOHu0e2ApKd1W9SDbSaxoI_b8RgfGY9T6WvrNbyUzC8-vFdA7I-QUQvSEagWfywMB3mm-_XMU-ilg6YF36Js1ctgEiFATBMCWoDi9XsevEBYUgKC4ipaQD6AliS6bfJV/s320/Santanasmooth.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Rob Thomas originally wrote and recorded this song as demo for Santana, thinking that George Michael would eventually sing it. But after hearing Thomas sing his song, Santana decided to have him record the final version. <br />
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with feet on desk reads newspaper animated gif" height="91" src="http://www.animationplayhouse.com/man_and_newspaper.gif" width="118" /><b><span style="font-size: large;">9)</span> </b>Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>8) </b></span>When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save time and go for the jerk<img alt="hillbilly dances a jig with jug of beer animated gif" height="120" src="http://www.animationplayhouse.com/hillbilly.gif" width="118" /> in the first place?<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">7)</span> </b>You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in control.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>6) </b></span>All the other women want them, so they must be worth having.<img alt="good old boy raises glass of beer animated gif" height="76" src="http://www.animationplayhouse.com/sm_beer_drinking.gif" width="110" /><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">4)</span> </b>Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills <img alt="man
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>2)</b> </span>Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're doing instead of getting mad about it six months later.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>1) </b></span><img alt="spy
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pulls out a gun animated gif" height="196" src="http://www.animationplayhouse.com/spy.gif" width="177" /> Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially, but you don't know any <span style="font-size: large;">lawyers</span>.Bing Yaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01562123246667338670noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3127521862094704546.post-11846871995449058052010-07-15T22:12:00.002+08:002010-07-15T22:20:02.912+08:00Funny Words To Live By<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_AAX4PyKhiPoTMM2hE8VLyPXbitNWjGyKYJrmwdHY6k8_MD6iOIrlv0SFKxwduxgICUjng7t4jrdJkpan6E3BuAEZco3dZDsKy2JH_kyCAyAn65kAao2fjbuOsAAODbkUGF3eV1rRSItV/s1600/maxine4a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_AAX4PyKhiPoTMM2hE8VLyPXbitNWjGyKYJrmwdHY6k8_MD6iOIrlv0SFKxwduxgICUjng7t4jrdJkpan6E3BuAEZco3dZDsKy2JH_kyCAyAn65kAao2fjbuOsAAODbkUGF3eV1rRSItV/s200/maxine4a.jpg" width="158" /></a></div><div style="color: #0b5394;">1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. </div><div style="color: #e06666;"><br />
<i>2. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. </i></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br />
3. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.</div><div style="color: #e06666;"><br />
<i>4. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.</i></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br />
5. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.</div><div style="color: #e06666;"><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdBOCUyv2Iz0V__jDmjfdTXmoxt3MmzvRAJKYHtijhX4Ra2Aei9bkcmTD1OBL1Jk3L3lx3ONurepbc3ulB2_WaQev3bOHa-P26Mh2w4Q2jftjswsQHt3gYR0NOWThO74heatMu1FgLkJhI/s1600/orca.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdBOCUyv2Iz0V__jDmjfdTXmoxt3MmzvRAJKYHtijhX4Ra2Aei9bkcmTD1OBL1Jk3L3lx3ONurepbc3ulB2_WaQev3bOHa-P26Mh2w4Q2jftjswsQHt3gYR0NOWThO74heatMu1FgLkJhI/s320/orca.gif" /></a></div><i>6. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?</i></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br />
7. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.</div><div style="color: #e06666;"><br />
<i>8. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.</i></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br />
9. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.</div><div style="color: #e06666;"><br />
<i>10. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.</i></div><div style="color: #e06666;"><br />
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