Monday Mayhem

Welcome to Monday Mayhem- home of the fun Monday.

Today's meme is The News Headline.

For every prompt, news headline, share your once sentence synopsis of what the story is about.

Have fun and thanks for playing!

Estimated size of oil spill doubles

what did you expect???

 

200+ graves mishandled at Arlington

there were too many dead people that it just got too confusing

Trapped man tries to sever his own arm

 gross if it was his own head

Lady Gaga's foul play at Mets game

seriously, does anyone still take her seriously???

'Housewife' loses 29 lbs. in 3 wks

she gets to ditch the granny panties soon

Topless pinatas distracting drivers
hit them down once and for all

Salma Hayek's snake freak out
i don't blame her... i would have freaked out at the sight of an earthworm

Nominate a 2010 CNN Hero

Harriet for hosting this great meme

Drug companies share data to speed brain research
that's great news... maybe they'll also start selling brains soon 

Delta apologizes for putting kids on wrong flights
someone must have thought they were excess luggage

Letters to the Editor

they got stuck in the mail

College men need to recognize the macho culture for what it really is: insecurity
reality is that, none of them will ever be "man" enough

Thanks for playing and have a great day!

Lazy Sunday Is My Typical Weekend

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #40

Sometimes silly.
Sometimes serious.
Always fun!
Step out of the box.

The Weekend Meme

1. What is your typical weekend like?

manic Saturday and lazy Sunday

2. Are you a party animal or a couch potato on the weekends?

i must admit that i used to be a party animal... 

3. It wasn’t until 1940 that the two-day weekend became nationwide. I say it’s time for three-day weekend across the whole world! . Wouldn’t you love to work 4 days and off 3 all the time? Do you think this is a good idea?

why not? one more day of sleep won't hurt...

4. Do you consider Sunday as a traditional day of rest?

 

isn't sunday a traditional day of laziness???

5. What are your around-the-house weekend chores?

yawn... stretch... yawn... 

zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

6. If you have a significant other in your life or are dating, what is your favorite indoor and outdoor activity?

don't you think it's too private to share?

7. Where would go for a romantic weekend getaway?

a place called pearl farm...

8. Do you have any special weekend traditions, quirks or rituals?

yeah... it's called sleep

9. What is your weekend blogging routine?

 if i'm not feeling too lazy, i do the sunday stealing meme, 6WS

or the weekend funnies.

10. Tell us about your favorite weekend memories as a child?

steamed crabs, fresh oysters, peanuts and 

one hour swim at the beach with my dad and siblings... 

always on sundays back then

Thanks to

Mimi Queen of Memes from the Bloggingham Palace

for hosting this fun meme.

It Is What It Probably Is

This Is What Lousy Film Editing 

Looks Like...

Aren't you supposed to hold the trigger to shoot someone???

Hmmm... an airplane in the Trojan War???

Bows, arrows... and cellphones in the olden days???

Wow! Adidas???

Hmmmm... branded pirate!!!

This Is What Sad Looks Like...

This Is What Sorry Looks Like...

This Is What What Bad Spelling Looks Like...

This Is What Intimacy Looks Like...

This Is What Deaf Looks Like...

This Is What Stupid Looks Like...

This Is What "oh @#@##" Looks Like...

This Is What Your Tax Dollars Look Like...

This Is What McBurnt Looks Like...

This Is What A Nightmare Looks Like...

This Is What A Blonde's Car Looks Like...

This Is What "I Thought Your Husband Was Out of Town" 

 Looks Like...

Source: Sunshine's email

Shakira of You Are Never Alone! hosts

Weekend Funnies#12

May 28st- 30th,2010

(Friday- Sunday)

Kat of Me & My Memes hosts

Hooray for Saturday

Sunday Stealing

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing. Sunday Stealing originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.

Cheers to all of us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Voice Post Meme

1) What's your middle name?

2) How old are you?

didn't your mom teach you that it's rude to ask a lady her age?

3) Where are you from? Are you living there right now?

i am a resident of davao city, philippines

4) Is it cold where you are?

it's summer hot here

"Davao is typhoon-free. The city enjoys fair weather, even rainfall, temperature, and humidity all year round. Average temperature is 32 degrees Celsius and average rainfall is up to 2,000 mm yearly." 

5) What's the time?

Time to...

6) What are you wearing?

 my heart on my sleeve...

7) What was the last thing you listened to?

deafening laughter of my girls

8) What was the last thing you ate?

a banana

9) What was the last thing you watched on TV?

news on tv

10) What's your favorite tv show? Why?

none


11) Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and post the second paragraph's first sentence.

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;  and then it was too late."

12) What was the last movie you saw? How was it?

a no-brainer comedy that made us all roll in laughter

13) Do YOU think you have an accent? Where do people in your country do people speak with strong accents?

 what was the question again?