Till death do you part...

A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’

‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’

Girl to her boyfriend: 'One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.'
 
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’

Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’
 
Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!’
 
Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’