29 July, 2010

Till death do you part...

groom carries bride wheelchair with tin cans animated gifA newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’

‘Honey,’
the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’
bride wedding dress dancing animated gifGirl to her boyfriend: 'One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.'
 

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

girl wearing blue shoes animated gifWife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’

Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’
 

Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!’
 

Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’



4 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. Wedded bliss, isn't it wonderful.

Have a terrific day Bing. Big hug. :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

it truly is sandee... i hope you enjoy your day too =)

Wilmaryad said...

Awful, yet true! :p

Wilmaryad said...

Awful, yet true! :p