04 August, 2010


A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I cant wear your trousers," she said.

"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said, "I cant get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."

back of old car just married with tin cans animated gif

 Source: Jokes Gallery


Finding Pam said...

That was too funny. It really is true.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. The smart men learn very early that if mamma isn't happy nobody is happy.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahah This is just to damn funny. I love it. :)

Mike Golch said...

Right On!!!!