20 May, 2010

Thursday 13


13 Random [Funny] Quotes on Marriage
1.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
-- Molly McGee

2.
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
-- Richard Jeni

3.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-- Anonymous

4.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
-- Sam Ewing (June 1994, National Enquirer)

5.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
-- Shelley Winters

6.
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
-- Unknown

7.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
-- Helen Rowland

8.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner

9.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
-- Lord Byron

10.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
-- Joey Adams

11.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
 
12.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

13.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood




"The Thursday 13 is a weekly meme with a simple theme: each Thursday you blog a list of 13 things. What kind of things? Any kind! Just come up with a list theme and run with it."

30 comments:

Spice said...

LOL Funny quotes! Hubby and I are going on lucky year #13. :) Happy TT!

Sandee said...

I love them all. We just celebrated our 10th. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Sherwin said...

I love good humor... and you picked the best. Over 43 years ago when we got married, we were young and I thought it was necessary to be married to have sex. I have no regrets, but getting married for free sex is kind of like buying a 747 just to get free peanuts.

Have a great day!

Thom said...

LOL It's so hard to pick one favorite. I love 'em all :) Well done. :) Have a great day :)

The Islander said...

Ain't that the truth...? Very good and worthy of many good laughs.

Have a lovely Thursday.

Sh@KiR@ CK said...

those are all great quotes...
you are so adorable...

you have not forgotten your funnies?

hugs
shakira

Wilmaryad Oscallas said...

Bless your heart! This made me laugh my wedding ring out.

I am Harriet said...

Ha! Wonderful quotes :)


Enjoy your day :)
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/05/party-crashers-want-obama-to-apologize/

Jingle said...

cool and fun!

Jingle said...

http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/poetry-blog-community-award-from-adam/

another poetry award 4 u.
have a beautiful day!
I appreciate your uplifting comments and handsome spirits.
cheers!

hopepoh said...

lol..this was really funny and entertaining :D i've read some from readers' digest..and the others only..cool share ;) have a great day! :D

Bing (PinkLady) said...

spice, 13 years of marriage is a big achievement. congratulations and may you have many more years together! :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

sandee, 10 years and still counting... you really looked so happy and contented in that video you posted. i know i keep on posting marriage jokes here but i am in fact one big believer of true love and happy endings. your love story is truly inspiring. :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

sherwin, you hit it right. lol!

wow, 43 years of marriage!!! now i am really jealous of that one... i hope you and your wife know how blessed you are!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

thom, i couldn't pick a particular favorite either. all of them cracked me up :D thanks

Bing (PinkLady) said...

the islander, it feels so good to have made someone laugh :) thanks for appreciating...

Bing (PinkLady) said...

shakira, how can i forget my funnies??? it's one meme i also really love! this one's just the intro to it. :D

Bing (PinkLady) said...

wilmaryad, now that's really a funny comment. you made me laugh here. :) thanks

Bing (PinkLady) said...

harriet, i love your thursday 13 too. thanks for dropping by :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

oh my, you are such a blessing jingle! thank you for your generous heart. :) blessings to you!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

hopepoh, thanks for appreciating. :)

colleen said...

They're all good but I like the last one besT!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

marriage, thunder and lightning are made of same stuff, i guess... thanks for dropping by, colleen :)

burn said...

This is nice post. Very useful to all married couple out there.

Marriage is not like food, that once you eat it, you will never have to vomit it.

Bing (PinkLady) said...

burn, you are so right. it's not something you just get into on a whim.

Wilmaryad Oscallas said...

Bing, glad my comment made you laugh. I found it a propos even if I'm not married yet. :)

Americanising Desi said...

i am so glad i came here - marvelous qyoutes!

all agreed

http://2short2sweet.blogspot.com/2010/05/no-nice-all-ice.html

Bing (PinkLady) said...

wilmar you're such a sweetie :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

americanising desi, i'm glad you like the quotes.

Thom said...

LOL It's so hard to pick one favorite. I love 'em all :) Well done. :) Have a great day :)