02 March, 2010

The Perfect Woman

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission, he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter, he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters. They positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day, the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice... pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested that the man date the other girls, so the man went out with the second girl.

The next day the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell... cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning, the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

So they were wed right away.

Months later, the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery, he was horrified- the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her!"

2 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. I love it. I also stole it and it will post tomorrow. I gave you credit of course.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Thom said...

LOL. Too funny. And the photos you added were just perfect. !!!