04 March, 2010

Golf or Wife

Too Many Questions

Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.

Mary: Tell me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time, and he told me I asked too many questions!

Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask?

I thought I asked legitimate questions, like, 'Why did you hit the ball into that lake?'


35 Years

A man and his friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.

His friend says, "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies, "Yeah. Well, we were married for 35 years."



Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! Where do you get these. Just too funny :)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. Doesn't say much for men does it.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)