WBLOG TV : The Queen's Meme

Welcome to WBLOG TV...

The place where unbloggable news happens and sources are never a secret. You are the creator, producer, writer and news anchor of the WBLOG nightly news. It is your job to deliver the news in your own style from your own blog.

And oh, you get to make up the news! Here's your assignment:

1. The Weather Channel: Give me your personality forecast. Are you sunny, wet, windy, or cloudy? Why?

Due to the southwest monsoon affecting the Sheep's disposition, it is partly cloudy to cloudy with isolated rainshowers or thunderstorms. Moderate to strong winds are blowing from the southwest but sheep remains undeterred and continues to hold on to her sunshine.

2. The News Channel: What is the breaking news story of the day in your world?

BREAKING NEWS : The Sheep and her friends have escaped from ending up in a stew by escaping the lair. They are resting in an undisclosed location after breathing a deep sigh of relief. Apparently, their chances of being eaten are very, very slim now.

3. The Economic Channel: How are things on the economic front? And more importantly, do you have ideas to save the planet from financial ruin?

4. The Entertainment Channel: Give us the latest blog celebrity gossip. Dish it!

The hit animated children's television series "Shaun the Sheep" returned to television Monday night with its episode "Shape Up With Shaun." The famous Sheep of Sheepish Thoughts joins the flock where she displays her terpsichorean prowess in the said episode. The Sheep is expected to boost the ratings of the show.

5. The Sports Channel: Make up a sport, give your team a name and choose five players from the list of names on the Mr. Linky list. What are the rules of the game?

RAM RACE

Players: Bud Weiser, Thom, Cathy (Psychic Mama), Jen (the dust bunny hostage) and Mimi (the Queen herself)

RULE: Run as fast as you can.
The aim of the game is: Don't get eaten by the big bad wolf.

6. The Comedy Channel: How will you make us laugh today? Tell us a blunny (that's blog + funny for all you non-blog speakers)

7. The Religious Channel: Make up a blog religion. Tell us why your blogchurch will save our souls.

Sheepism, based on the teachings of the Sheep...

• Standing alone, you stand no chance with the big bad wolf.
• Standing by the herd, there is a big chance you won't be the next meal. Someone else gets eaten first.

8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera?

About this meme:

Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.

If I were you, I'd do the meme...