04 August, 2009

WBLOG TV : The Queen's Meme

Welcome to WBLOG TV...

The place where unbloggable news happens and sources are never a secret. You are the creator, producer, writer and news anchor of the WBLOG nightly news. It is your job to deliver the news in your own style from your own blog.

And oh, you get to make up the news! Here's your assignment:




1. The Weather Channel: Give me your personality forecast. Are you sunny, wet, windy, or cloudy? Why?


Due to the southwest monsoon affecting the Sheep's disposition, it is partly cloudy to cloudy with isolated rainshowers or thunderstorms. Moderate to strong winds are blowing from the southwest but sheep remains undeterred and continues to hold on to her sunshine.


2. The News Channel: What is the breaking news story of the day in your world?


BREAKING NEWS : The Sheep and her friends have escaped from ending up in a stew by escaping the lair. They are resting in an undisclosed location after breathing a deep sigh of relief. Apparently, their chances of being eaten are very, very slim now.



3. The Economic Channel: How are things on the economic front? And more importantly, do you have ideas to save the planet from financial ruin?




4. The Entertainment Channel: Give us the latest blog celebrity gossip. Dish it!


The hit animated children's television series "Shaun the Sheep" returned to television Monday night with its episode "Shape Up With Shaun." The famous Sheep of Sheepish Thoughts joins the flock where she displays her terpsichorean prowess in the said episode. The Sheep is expected to boost the ratings of the show.



5. The Sports Channel: Make up a sport, give your team a name and choose five players from the list of names on the Mr. Linky list. What are the rules of the game?


RAM RACE


Players: Bud Weiser, Thom, Cathy (Psychic Mama), Jen (the dust bunny hostage) and Mimi (the Queen herself)



RULE: Run as fast as you can.

The aim of the game is: Don't get eaten by the big bad wolf.


6. The Comedy Channel: How will you make us laugh today? Tell us a blunny (that's blog + funny for all you non-blog speakers)



7. The Religious Channel: Make up a blog religion. Tell us why your blogchurch will save our souls.





Sheepism
, based on the teachings of the Sheep...


  • Standing alone, you stand no chance with the big bad wolf.
  • Standing by the herd, there is a big chance you won't be the next meal. Someone else gets eaten first.

8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera?



About this meme:

Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.

If I were you, I'd do the meme...

15 comments:

Thom said...

Is the Queen the big bad wolf? I would say so LOL. Thanks for letting me play. This is just too funny. Nothing like being a wolf in sheeps clothing :)

PinkLady said...

Sshhhh... apparently, a pack of wolves in sheep's clothing surround us. the Queen's not talking and she is in a sheep's clothing herself. so what does that make her??? i'm not saying lest i'll end up in a platter.

jennifer said...

#4 was too cute!

Mike Golch said...

PinkLady,great posting.

PinkLady said...

hi JEN thanks for dropping by.. #4 is also my favorite =)

PinkLady said...

MIKE i'm glad you enjoyed reading it. it was really fun doing this.

Mimi Lenox said...

I "herd" that, Pink Lady!
Back to the dungeon for you!!!
(although you are quite funny I'm sorry I really must throw you in)
BAAHHH!!!!

PinkLady said...

oh my QUEEN, i didn't mean to hurt your feelings. that was a private talk between me and your humble subject Thom while i was visiting him at the dungeon. i didn't mean to divulge your secret.

BAAAAAAAHHH !!! that's me bawling =((

Sandee said...

Are you in the dungeon? I'm so sorry. I escaped and I'm never going back. Where have you heard that before. Or is it, where have I heard that before.

Have a terrific day honey. Big hug. :)

stigma no more said...

Hi Bing,
I love the new look of this blog and the post was a riot.
Take Care,
Love ya
Janet :)

PinkLady said...

SANDEE i hate dungeons.. too dark in there! i hope the queen reconsiders. :D

PinkLady said...

hi JANET, i fell in love with this template the first time i saw it. see that big sun on top? that's the reason why. thanks for dropping by again. =)

LADYHIGHTOWER said...

Ewe and your sheep crack me up!!! No one dares try to bleat ewe! Love it!

Anonymous said...

hmm.. nice !

Anonymous said...

Who else thinks that Russia bears walking the streets, and the vodka flows like water?
And anyone can know that in this country the most beautiful girls?