A Match Made In Heaven

On their way to get married, a loving couple get into a car accident that proves fatal. The couple is sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St. Peter to finish the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they can get married in Heaven.

St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter replies, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sit for several months and begin to wonder if they should really get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together forever?"

St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple. "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great," says the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, now red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" exclaim the frightened couple.

"Geez," St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer and a judge???"