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Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.The madam takes one look at the two geezers and whispers to her manager: "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The manager does as he is told. The two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home, the first man says: "You know, I think my girl was dead."
"Dead?" says his friend. "Why do you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friends says, "Could be worse. I think mine was a witch."
"A witch??? Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck. And I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window... took my teeth with her."
Source: Atty. Pinky C.
7 comments:
This just knocked me off my chair...Oh Bing this is too funny. Great job :) LOL LOL
thought you'll like it... LOL... thanks
Bwahahahahahaha. I'm so stealing this one. I'll give you credit of course. Bwahahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. :)
LOL! That was too funny!
SANDEE go ahead and steal. it's my pleasure. i'm your #1 fan.
JENNIFER, i'm glad i made you laugh.
ROTFLMAO! toooooo damn hilarious!
The built up was soo good and you lived upto the expectations with the fab punch line at the end!
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