14 May, 2010

It's A Dog's World

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. 
This meme, hosted by Judd Corizan, is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.
"Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles."

1. I smile every time I see a dog with its head out a car window.
 i'd steer clear of it if i were you...

2. I'm been separated for close to a year and just would like to hang out and meet new people.
sure... tell us when you're done hanging... i'm been snagged

3. If I had a nickel for every time I sneezed I’d be rich.

yuck!!! how often do you sneeze???

4. Because of my hair products I usually smell like coconuts.
no wonder you smell like my dog

5. As for who I am looking for I would like to meet someone who can share some of the activities I love as well as teach me new things.
are you ready to learn how to do this trick?

6. We are the crowd, we're c-comin' out.
i'm outttt-ttt-ttt-taaaa here!

7. Everyone is looking to be loved and to love someone but I guess I want more than that.
looking for a man with a large bulge... in his back pocket.

8. My favorite things to do is spending every free moment with family and friends. Unfortunately most of my friends and family don't live even remotely near by because I'm new to this area.
... to the opposite direction

9. Life has thrown me a curve ball and sucked the air out of me completely. So, I'm looking for friendship at first and what will be, will be.

que sera sera... 

10. Have a heart of gold but just no one to share it with.
we might as well convert it to cash then... or better yet, a diamond...


Jingle said...

too funny!
your post rocks!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

thanks jingle :D

Thom said...

Love your 1 and 6 is too funny. Great minds I'd say. Have a great weekend. :). How did the election turn out?

Bing (PinkLady) said...

thom, mother's day is today... for me and my kids, that is.

the candidate i represented WON so that makes it a successful election for us. lol.

seriously, it was really successful and we are so proud to have finally pulled through a fully automated election here. thanks for asking thom. :) i'm supposed to write about it in my other blog but i got too busy to finish it. maybe soon i can go back to it.

Mouse said...

Hahahaha love them all, those pictures are brilliant!!! Hope you're having a great weekend :)