1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
3. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
4. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
5. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
7. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
8. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
9. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
10. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
10 comments:
LOVE Maxine's wisdom....and Pepe's just too cute!
Maxine always gets it right. Thanks for the chuckles.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
LOL. They are just hysterical. :) That Maxine is something else LOL :)
Whew! This took the scorching heat out of my day! I, who like swimming, do sympathize with whales. I seem to belong to their species, at this point. :p Hope you've been well!
ace, they were meant to entertain. i'm glad that you like the post. =)
sandee, if we all lived like maxine, it would have been a more fun, crazier world. =)
tthom, i'm glad you like it. thanks for dropping by again. :)
wilmaryad, fret not. there are many of us who are starting to fall into that category. let's just enjoy the swim then. =)
I doubt it, but what a consolation! ,-)
I doubt it, but what a consolation! ,-)
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