16 April, 2010

You Have Heard It Before

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Getting Into New Things

1. Looking for new friends male or female...trying to get into new things.

you need professional help!

2. Hi and greetings to all who reads at this time my profile.

hello to you too at this time...

3. Im looking for a person who is true about themselves. Just be like yourself!

not "too natural", i hope... eeeeoooowwww!!!

4. I live by a lake in a nice area. We can go fishing.

his cat is hungry, that's why...

5. I am an avid reader, love a good movie, and but I refuse to discuss anything about TV for much of it all is a waste of time.

are you sure???

6. So, if spontaneity and passion is in your blood, you have finally found the RIGHT one! are you ready to TRULY enjoy the rest of your LIFE??? Let me know!!!!

she is ready, alright!

7. I am looking for someone active and takes care of themselves physically & mentally!

 it's your lucky day...

8. What can I say that makes me stand out from all the others? Honestly, You have heard my story before.

blah... blah... blah...

9. It can happen. I have been in love before, know what it feels like. I have seen it happen for a lifetime.

i bet you've never seen it this good...

10. I have been told that I'm much better looking in person than my profile picture.

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!


I am Harriet said...

I hate when my dog farts.
That MySpace picture always cracks me up. That poor girl.

Anonymous said...

OMG that picture in #2 is just too funny. I love it. :) And the woman's remote is just too funny LOL Great answers on this my friend. Have a wonderful weekend :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

HARRIET, i have a 5 year old dog (who thinks he is my baby) and i still haven't heard him fart. LOL!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

THOM, i agree that kid is cool... well, not so cool if that was my son. i missed doing the memes. have a great weekend too!

Ji said...

superb funny!

Ji said...


two poetry awards for you,
the most productive poet award,
the most popular poet award,
Happy Friday!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

wow... i am humbled by your awards, JINGLE. thank you so much!

I am Harriet said...

I hate when my dog farts.
That MySpace picture always cracks me up. That poor girl.