20 March, 2010

Weekend Funnies

An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.

"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."

A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.

"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."

Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"

The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth."











An old woman rubs a lamp and out pops a genie. "You're a kind lady, so I'll grant you one wish," the genie tells her.

"See this cat? I'd rather have a strong, handsome, young man," she says.

The genie agrees and - poof! - the cat turns into a Brad Pitt clone. The old woman leaps into his lap.

"Do you have anything to say before we make love?" she asks.

"Yes," he says. "I bet you wish you hadn't had me neutered last week."







SHAKIRA, thanks for hosting...

18 comments:

Sh@KiR@ CK said...

My dearest Bing,

LOL.. you are so SO GOOD.
Great selections!
You do have a great sense of humor.
I am glad you are enjoying this.
You found a lot of jokes right? I take longer to post JUST because I was laughing too hard.

Bing, please enter your link here
so that others can visit you and do visit them. YOU will have a BALL! Promise!

hugs
shakira

Sh@KiR@ CK said...

Bing, I am your 35th Follower! Yahoooooooooooo!!!

Jingle said...

wow, your post is very cool and funny!
I am jingle, shakira's friend too,
welcome to my blog!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

SHAKIRA, yipeeee thanks for following me. as soon as i saw this meme of yours, i looked forward to weekend so i could join in. thank you so much for hosting w33k3nd funni3s. this was really fun! =)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

hi JINGLE, i'm so happy to know you enjoyed my post. thanks for dropping by here. =) happy weekend to you and shakira!

Sh@KiR@ CK said...

Good Morning , Sunshine!

Here are the list of participates and I hope you will visit them to
show some love and laughter.

SHAKIRA for WF#2
AMANDA
JENN
DIANE
KATHY
SHAKIRA
JINGLE
Mike
Anni
BING
AMY

hugs
shakira

Realliveman said...

Still laughing!

Thom said...

OMG neutered LOL Too dang funny. Well done :)

Jenn@ You know... that blog? said...

haha! Love those!! Great job :D

Nessa said...

these are so funny. i hope i can laugh at myself when i get that old.

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Bing (PinkLady) said...

SHAKIRA, mission accomplished :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

REALIVEMAN, that was the point. so happy to have made you laugh =)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

THOM, the neutered thing did it for me too. LOL

Bing (PinkLady) said...

NESSA, we have the same wish. i'm sure we will. =)

william said...

very funny indeed, well done :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

thanks WILLIAM... i love your poems!

Ji said...

http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/03/22/pats-surprise-roses/

how are you?
roses and awards,
Happy Monday!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

thanks Ji :)