The Crazy Hospital Meme ~ The Queen's Meme #12

Getting back on track through my favorite meme... The Queen's challenge is: Let's get institutionalized, shall we?



So here it goes...

The Crazy Hospital Meme

1. What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you in a hospital (besides your illness)? Not enough towels? No condiments? Can't get your favorite channels? Come on, you can tell me. **Or maybe this answer doesn't involve you being the patient.**




2. If you had your choice of IV cocktails, what would you choose?

Michael Jackson reportedly got a Myers cocktail. So what is that exactly?

The Myers cocktail, an intravenous blend of vitamins and minerals, has become increasingly popular in the less-traditional medical world in recent years. It went public a few days ago when nurse Cherilyn Lee, who specializes in nutritional counseling, said she had given Michael Jackson an intravenous blend of vitamins and minerals called a Myers cocktail.

In the Associated Press story, she's quoted as saying: "It wasn't that he felt sick. ... He just wanted more energy." Jackson had been asking for Diprivan, Lee said.

The concoction, based on one created by physician John Myers of Baltimore, includes magnesium, calcium, several B vitamins and vitamin C.

3. Tell us your funniest hospital story.



4. Do you have any hospital phobias?



5. Imagine you are in bed trying to get some sleep after a long night of interruptions by the nurse on duty who would NOT stop waking you up to see if you were asleep... It is 3am. You finally get to sleep. She comes in at 3:15 and wakes you up again. What happens next?


6. You are stuck in the elevator with an attractive person of the opposite sex. You notice there is no wedding band. Do you strike up a conversation? If so, what is the first thing you would say?


7. A very odd patient wanders into your room from the upstairs psychiatric ward. What do you do?