22 August, 2009

The Two Nuns

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM : Have you noticed that someone was following us for the past thirty-eight-and-a-half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL : It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM : Oh no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL : The only logical thing to do is to walk faster.

SM : It's not working.

SL : Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM : So what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL : The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decides to follow Sister Logical.mltan100.blogspot.com

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM : Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM : And???

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh Sister! What did the man do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM : Oh no! What happened then? mltan100.blogspot.com

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down. mltan100.blogspot.com



And for those of you who thought it would be dirtymltan100.blogspot.com, say two Hail Mary's...



Source: Lilli A.

4 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. That's a cute one for sure. Off to do my two Hail Mary's.

Have a terrific day and weekend. Big hug. :)

Thom said...

ROFLMAO...I have to say more than two Hail Mary's. LOL Great joke...just too funny :)

PinkLady said...

SANDEE who would have thought you have a dirty mind as well? LOL

PinkLady said...

THOM why am i not surprised that's more than 2 hail mary's.. LOL