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In honor of the QUEEN's 500th "Bachelor of The Day" post this week on her site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years she has been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. She spoofs 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.Ergo, today's meme was born.
Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave!
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
they definitely have no time for you!!!3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
sure is... especially if she has her head buried deep somewhere4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
oh yeah... he sent me to make sure his pot roast is well done5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
you mean this FUN???FUNctional or dysFUNctional, who cares?
every girl could use a wind up toy once in awhile
6. Does this profile make me look fat?
not if you have $181 million
7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
aaaaa... errrrrr... come again???
14 comments:
LOL! #6 was a hoot! Great answers all!
Love them all! I always love those graphics! Are the sheep in the meadow? Blessings to you all!
Can you share your windup toy I could use a rub! Very cute loved all of them!
Why that looks like a pencil skirt doesn't it? LOL And she wears a thong underneath...who would have thought. I would have guessed like woolly cotton panties but who am I to say. Sure they come out of the woodwork when ya win big money. Wish I could figure out how to win the lotto. Excellent answers my friend. Aloha :)
hi JENNIFER, i also enjoyed #6. isn't he a lucky guy?
CATHY the sheep took a rest on this one... lol. she ain't writing any of those stupid profiles. hehehe
AMANDA those wind up toys are everywhere now. lol
THOM give her a break. no more granny panties even for good girls. and yes, that guy in #6 is really lucky! tell me if you win the lotto... LOL.
Don't worry, PinkLady, I won't hold it against you that Thom left all those horrible things on your blog. Guilty by association is just not fair.
You were hilarious as usual.
What do you suggest I do to make him hush?
lol, love that piece of info., if that is true -poor guy! great answers.
Vannie
Fun|Fierce|Fab
YOUR HIGHNESS, be gentle on our friend Thom. I'm sure Snow White's apple can hush him up for awhile until his damsel in distress finds him and gives him that magical kiss. Lol.
VANNIEDOSA i'm glad you enjoyed my answers. thanks for dropping by.
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