Monday Mayhem

Welcome to Monday Mayhem- home of the fun Monday.

Today's meme is The News Headline.

For every prompt, news headline, share your once sentence synopsis of what the story is about.

Have fun and thanks for playing!

Estimated size of oil spill doubles

what did you expect???

 

200+ graves mishandled at Arlington

there were too many dead people that it just got too confusing

Trapped man tries to sever his own arm

 gross if it was his own head

Lady Gaga's foul play at Mets game

seriously, does anyone still take her seriously???

'Housewife' loses 29 lbs. in 3 wks

she gets to ditch the granny panties soon

Topless pinatas distracting drivers
hit them down once and for all

Salma Hayek's snake freak out
i don't blame her... i would have freaked out at the sight of an earthworm

Nominate a 2010 CNN Hero

Harriet for hosting this great meme

Drug companies share data to speed brain research
that's great news... maybe they'll also start selling brains soon 

Delta apologizes for putting kids on wrong flights
someone must have thought they were excess luggage

Letters to the Editor

they got stuck in the mail

College men need to recognize the macho culture for what it really is: insecurity
reality is that, none of them will ever be "man" enough

Thanks for playing and have a great day!

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

When a story lands in the news, the press has a way of making it sound juicier than it really is. Call it journalistic style, I guess. After all, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there.

Sometimes, what's on top of an article is the real story.

Lawyers do commit mistakes once in awhile... They are not perfect after all.


What a hero!

Really, as in "seldom and not often"??? So what did the homicide victims say on those rare occasions that they rose (as in "resurrected") to the occasion?

Duh?!?!

Do you have to rub it in???

Don't you have a better and more exciting way of saying it?


Geeeez, these teens are old!


Shhhh ... that was supposed to be an open secret.

What did they expect to find in there? Zombies?