04 September, 2010

Weekend Funnies

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing of having committed adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said: "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they have "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well... until the priest died at a ripe, old age.

About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed concerned.

The priest said: "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said: "I don't know what you're laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week."


Thom said...

ROFLMLAO!!! Oh I should have seen that coming. Too funny. Have a wonderful Saturday :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

lol... glad to have made you laugh again thom :D

Hazel said...

fell 3 times this week wahahahahahah! patay si mayor. kakaloka!