20 June, 2010

There's Humor In Fatherhood

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Red Buttons

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. Enid Bagnold

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Anonymous

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. Tim Russert

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. Gabriel Garcia Márquez

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. Ernest Hemingway 

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. Mark Twain

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.  Spike Milligan

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! Bill Cosby

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Finding Pam said...

Those are some great quotes especially the Bill Cosby one.

Bing (PinkLady) said...

pam, the bill cosby is also my favorite =) thanks for visiting.

Jen Cheung said...

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Peggy said...

Love your quotes and your sense of humor. I decided to follow!
Saw you over at Thom's place.

Mama Zen said...

That first cartoon totally cracked me up!

Bing (PinkLady) said...

jen, i'm glad you like my site. you have such a yummy blog. =)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

hi peggy, thanks for following. i'm glad that you like the post. =)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

mama zen, i'm happy to know i made someone laugh. thanks for dropping by. =)