17 December, 2009

Two Men's Tales


A husband was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the paper during breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common sense.

He turned to his wife with a look of bewilderment on his face and said, "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating: "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said: "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied: "My wife's first husband."


Thom said...

ROFLMAO!!! Oh these are hysterical...the second one I never saw coming LOL Too funny :)

Sandee said...

They are both very good ones. I think I like the first one best though. She certainly doesn't have a self esteem problem does she.

Have a terrific day Bing. Big hug. :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

THOM i'm glad that you liked them. it feels nice to make someone laugh or smile. :D

Bing (PinkLady) said...

SANDEE with all the couple jokes going around, it's a relief to see a wife standing up to her man once in awhile. this one has poise though.