15 December, 2009

Haircuts: The Difference Between Men and Women


Women's version:

Woman 1 : Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2 : Do you really think so? I wasn't sure when the hair stylist gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy-looking?

Woman 1 : Oh no, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff, I think.

Woman 2 : Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -- that would look so cute, I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1 : Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take the attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2 : Are you kidding? I know so many girls who love to have your shoulders. Everyhing drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -- see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. mltan100.blogspot.commltan100.blogspot.commltan100.blogspot.com

Men's version:

Man 1 : Haircut?

Man 2 : Yeah. mltan100.blogspot.com




6 comments:

Anonymous said...

See how much easier it is to be a man LOL :) Loved this :)

Bing Yap said...

easier, yes... but definitely boring!

hey Thom i love your new profile pic. :)

Sandee said...

Yep, this is right on the money. It's just the way it is. We hate to be boring. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Bing Yap said...

Sandee i think that will really kill us... LOL!

Anonymous said...

Boriing? Boring you say...pffft...women...LOL. Thanks a bunch my friend. I like it also :)

Thom said...

Boriing? Boring you say...pffft...women...LOL. Thanks a bunch my friend. I like it also :)