15 December, 2009
Haircuts: The Difference Between Men and Women
Women's version:
Woman 1 : Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2 : Do you really think so? I wasn't sure when the hair stylist gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy-looking?
Woman 1 : Oh no, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff, I think.
Woman 2 : Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -- that would look so cute, I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1 : Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take the attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 2 : Are you kidding? I know so many girls who love to have your shoulders. Everyhing drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -- see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men's version:
Man 1 : Haircut?
Man 2 : Yeah.
Labels:
humor,
jokes,
men and women jokes,
sarcastic humor
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6 comments:
See how much easier it is to be a man LOL :) Loved this :)
easier, yes... but definitely boring!
hey Thom i love your new profile pic. :)
Yep, this is right on the money. It's just the way it is. We hate to be boring. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
Sandee i think that will really kill us... LOL!
Boriing? Boring you say...pffft...women...LOL. Thanks a bunch my friend. I like it also :)
Boriing? Boring you say...pffft...women...LOL. Thanks a bunch my friend. I like it also :)
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