09 November, 2009

To Have and To Hold... Not

Counsel:
"You are presented here as witness about the quarrel between your neighbor and his wife. Were you present at the start of the trouble?"

Witness:
"Yes Sir, I was a witness at their wedding."



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Client:
"I want to find out if I have grounds for annulment of marriage."

Lawyer:
"You mean you are married?"

Client:
"Of course, Sir."

Lawyer:
"Then you have grounds."

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There are three stages of a modern family life, namely:

Matrimony
Acrimony
Alimony

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It must be wonderful to be a lawyer. In what job can you find one working for a woman's legal support and legal separation and then sending a bill to her husband?

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Prosecutor:
"I guess you had the experience of having been cross-examined before?"

Witness:
"Yes, by my wife and my mother-in-law."

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Defense counsel:
"Tell the court exactly what passed between you and your wife during the quarrel?"

Accused:
"Ten plates, six glasses, two can openers, five spoons and seven cups."

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BIGAMIST: A bigamist is a man who makes the same mistake twice.

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MUSIC MONDAY

You Don't Own Me
from the box-office hit "The First Wives Club" [1996]
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(originally popularized by Lesley Gore in 1964)


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5 comments:

KAT said...

This was great!! I haven't seen this since the movie was first released.

Loved it!
Take care,
Kat

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. That was fun. Loved the video too. I'd not seen it before.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Thom said...

ROFLMAO...good one my friend. :) I love the one of what passed between them LOL. Too funny. Loved the video. I didn't see that movie but the video is great. :) Have a great week ahead :)

KAT said...

This was great!! I haven't seen this since the movie was first released.

Loved it!
Take care,
Kat

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. That was fun. Loved the video too. I'd not seen it before.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)