27 November, 2009

Spaz, Freaks and Creeps

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Go Fish

1. Like to go fishing. Not really interested in hunting anymore.
What's the catch?

2. When describing my best traits, I kind of sound like I'm describing a puppy.
Nah... too clingy... arf... arf!!!

3. I'm not an alcoholic or anything, but I do enjoy high proof beverages.
Not bladdered, are you?

4. I seriously have a radar for freaks so stay clear because I won’t respond.

5. With the exception of living out my dreams of spending my life on the shoreline, there is absolutely nothing I lack.

6. Sight unseen, trust me when I say this. On a scale of 1-10, I am an absolute 10!

7. I can be so intense sometimes I even scare myself.

8. I want someone funny but not a spaz.

9. Well, the truth is, I'm a nerd who's looking for another nerd to spend happy hours doing nerd-like things together.

10. I'm looking for a long term sizzle rather than jet-lagged flash.


Thom said...

OMG...Your number 6 is just a riot. So is your number 3. Good answers my friend. You do these so well. Have a great week ahead :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

thanks THOM.. i wish i have more time to do these memes. they are so relaxing for me. i'm glad you appreciate it.

Sandee said...

The chat room one made me spew coffee all over my monitor. That's gross, but oh so funny.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

Bing (PinkLady) said...

SANDEE i had the same reaction when i first saw it. LOL!