Welcome to the October 15th version of Thursday Thunks!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Why was Humpty Dumpty
sitting on that wall?
Because...
he had to sit somewhere, you silly!
But, of course, it would have been a different story
if he sat on the ground
If Mother Goose and Father Time had kids,
what would they look like and what would they be named?
Too late... Father Time ran away with Mother Nature
and got her pregnant...
Does Barbie have kankles?
She is now 50...
What did you expect???
Have you ever been featured in a magazine?
Always!!!
If someone dropped off a case of candy bars
at your front door, what kind of candy bar would you want?
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub
and how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
'Twas enough to make a man stare.
What happened to the rotten potato?
Further more, if they jumped out of a rotten potato,
do you think they stink?
Not if they used a bubble bath gel...
I wonder if there were tealight candles on the side...
4 comments:
Now that was just plain cute. Thanks for the chuckles.
Have a terrific day and weekend honey. Big hug. :)
OMG...this was just too funny. Your Mother Nature and Father Timne had me rolling :) Have a great weekend my friend :)
SANDEE i'm glad you enjoyed it. happy weekend too, friend. :)
THOM i was in the mood. this was my first time to do thursday thunks and i really had fun doing it. don't we all love memes!!!
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