01 September, 2009

The Bloggingham Love Shack

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #8.
Step out of the box. Be creative. Have fun!
And please, stay out of the dungeon.

I've tried to avoid this subject. It is the fickle fodder of many a meme these days. Romance, s*x, relationships and breakups are really nobody's business. Wouldn't you say? Or perhaps it's the questions that are too personal and a bit juvenile at times. Middle school smooching is not exactly the end all and be all of civilization. (Is it? I don't know. I seem to have forgotten.) To tell you the truth, I'm getting just a little sick of all the love shenanigans going on in the dungeon down below. I can hear you. You are all just a wee bit too happy if you ask me. If I didn't know better I'd swear you want to stay!

But seriously, we could all use a little lot of romance in our lives. I promise not to ask questions that would make your mother blush. I suggest you tell her not to read your blog tomorrow.

Bloggingham Love Shack (aka The Romance Meme)

1. What is the craziest thing you've ever done in the name of love?

2. How much mystery should there be in a relationship? Is it a good thing or not?

3. Is there someone in the blogosphere you'd like to get to know more intimately? Have you been too shy to ask? Let me help you. Write a 3 sentence anonymous blove letter to them in this meme. Leave a link if you dare. (I promise not to tell!)

"Dear Blogger, I've been meaning to tell you for the longest time that I ___________etc etc"

Or if you wish, do some matchmaking instead. "Dear Blogger #1 and Blogger #2, I think you would be perfect for each other. This is why..."

4. Describe a "perfect evening" with the one you love.

5. If you are in a relationship, describe the one thing that makes it work well for you. If you are not in a relationship, do you want to be? If so, what type of romance are you looking for? What would it look like in your life?

6. If you had to choose between having good s*x (I told you not to let your mother read this) OR intelligent conversation on a regular basis, which would you choose and why?

intelligent conversation during good s*x

with this in mind:

Jul 27 2009 7:06 AM

and finally.....a purely selfish question:

7. I've got the Bloggingham Blues. What type of man is right for Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt?

don't fret your royal highness... i know exactly the right man for you...

the romantic

the dreamer ... or ...

the hot guy

Do any of you see love in her foreseeable future? What do you suggest I do to spice up my love life? What am I doing wrong????!

your royal highness, a makeover and a little skin would probably do the trick

but you better act fast before you end up in the dungeon yourself looking like this:

or worse, looking like this:



Oh, Bing! This is sooo hilarious! Mimi is gonna love it! But the Queen may throw away your cell key cause of the men you picked for her! Blessings, my friend! Many blessings!

PinkLady said...

CATHY i hope she doesn't do that. i gave her quite a helpful makeover tip here. if that doesn't do the trick on her love life, i don't know what else will. Blessings to you girl! =)

Mimi Lenox said...

I started taking notes and then I saw the man's fiery behind and I fainted.

I need to lie down.

Mimi Lenox said...

The Things Not To Say list is hysterical! All of them are.
You certainly win my respect with the creative care and time you put into each of these answers (and yet you are still in the dungeon....but I digress!!)

You like it there, right?

No no no no...I do not think any of these guys are right for me. But Mona Lisa is looking kinda hot.

Who was her doctor?

PinkLady said...

if i tell you who her doctor is, will you let me out of the dungeon?

PinkLady said...

my queen, i'm a loyal subject. i only missed one meme and that was because i knew nothing about the kitchen or anything culinary. i promise i will take that hot guy off the list. will this earn me my freedom?

Anonymous said...

Bing you are just a riot. I love this. I think the second to the last photo is a great likeness of "Her Royal Hineyness" LOL. Old Battle Axe. I love your list of what not to say during sex...ROFLMAO. Have a great day :)

PinkLady said...

you are so gonna get us in trouble again THOM... LOL.

Shinade aka Jackie said...

Bing how did you get in the dungeon? Oh no!!

I love this!! I am so glad you dropped your card!!

I don't what to say. My goodness if this doesn't get you out of the dungeon you are in serious trouble!!:-))))

Shinade aka Jackie said...

Oh no the men are really really bad!! I'll try to sneak in some bread and water. I think you are doomed!!

PinkLady said...

hi JACKIE... i'm so glad to know you enjoyed this. welcome to my goofy crazy wacky side. hehehe :D

Shinade aka Jackie said...

Oh no the men are really really bad!! I'll try to sneak in some bread and water. I think you are doomed!!