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2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st Woman: I froze to death.
2nd Woman:
How horrible!1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack
... I suspected that my husband was cheating so I came home early to catch him in the act. but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.1st Woman: So what happened?
2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking
. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... we'd both still be alive!
Source: Joyous L.
4 comments:
LOL...this is just hysterical and your graphics add soo much to it. Too Funny.
Bwahahahahahaha. I'm stealing this one. I'll give you the credit of course. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. :)
THOM i rolled in laughter myself when i read this one from my inbox.
SANDEE go ahead and steal. it's my pleasure to share it with your readers.
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