26 August, 2009

Two Ladies In Heaven

1st Woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.Free Graphics from AnimateIt.net
2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.
2nd Woman: Free Graphics from AnimateIt.netHow horrible!

1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attackFree Graphics from AnimateIt.net ... I suspected that my husband was cheating so I came home early to catch him in the act. but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st Woman: So what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking Free Graphics from AnimateIt.net. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... we'd both still be alive!

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4 comments:

Thom said...

LOL...this is just hysterical and your graphics add soo much to it. Too Funny.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I'm stealing this one. I'll give you the credit of course. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

PinkLady said...

THOM i rolled in laughter myself when i read this one from my inbox.

PinkLady said...

SANDEE go ahead and steal. it's my pleasure to share it with your readers.