21 July, 2009

The Mission Impossible

Welcome back to The Queen's Meme, brought to you by Mimi Pencil Skirt Queen of Memes . Each week the type of meme will change; sometimes silly, sometimes serious, but always fun!

The Mission Impossible Meme
Lift off!

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?

Oh dear, that would be my vanity case. I don't want a shiny nose and puckered lips on the moon. Go get it or else... I will throw up here without my helmet on!
Get the idea???

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?

Who goes first???

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?

I have to be honest I wouldn't know how to handle it.
Oh I know
mltan100.blogspot.com ...
I would start a blog in his or her name and post all profanities and obscenities I can think of...
perhaps a digitally modified porno video showing his/her face
would be the cherry on the cake.
Sweet vengeance... bwahahahaha!!!

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

Will that amount be able to buy anything at all?
I will just keep it and start wishing it will grow in my wallet into this:

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

LECHON... yummy!!!

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?

Nothing. I wouldn't want him to find out where I kept my thongs and sexiest wardrobe, would I?

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

Definitely No. 1...
When I go, I want to have a big smile on my face.

Sorry I am so late on this. I must admit my day was quite hectic and this meme demanded more time than I thought. I hope the Queen will forgive me. mltan100.blogspot.com

If I were you, I'd do the meme.


jennifer said...

I love your teacher answer. I may use that with my children (switch in hand)... OK WHO GOES FIRST?!!

Thanks for the parenting advice :)

Thom said...

Oh my gosh, #2 is just the bomb. The Queen will be elated for that one. A vanity mirror...what woman doesn't need that, especially our Queen LOL. Don't tell her I said that. The porno...how sweet....sounds like something I would do as well...We could put the Queen's face on there as well :) Great answers. Loved 'em

Mimi Lenox said...

I heard that Thom.

Mimi Lenox said...

Oh my gosh this was worth the wait. You are sooo creative and funny! I love the graphics and your sense of humor is adorable.
The teacher? Priceless.

You are so right about the vanity case!

PinkLady said...

hi JENNIFER.. that teacher also cracked me up.. lol! i could use some of that skill too. hehe

PinkLady said...

THOM, i'm a big fan of your sense of humor so it's really big deal for me that you love my answers here. i still wish i can be as creative as you are.

PinkLady said...

MIMI, your highness, please forgive our friend. i think it's quite cold and lonely down there in the dungeon.

PinkLady said...

Your Highness, i'm glad that my answers pleased you. i must admit though that this week's meme was really tough. you have such a wild imagination there. i wonder where you got it. lol.

Mouse said...

Love your answers, was going to say No1 was my fave, but then I think No3 is, twisted, but good hahaha :)


OMG! My Lady! You could slay any dragon in the land with ye wit! Tis true!

KAT said...

I just love your answers!! These memes are getting addicting...I have to come over just to see what you have next!!!

Keep em coming!! And I have given you a "Major Award" over at my Soy Wax Candles Blog because your blog is very deserving!!


PinkLady said...

KAT these memes kept me entertained. thank you so much for appreciating them. and thank you so much also for the cute award you gave me. i will post it here soon. =)