Opinions and Dating Disastrously

Welcome to Saturday: 9 . Crazy Sam posts 9 questions every Saturday. Sometimes the post has a theme, and at other times the questions are totally unrelated. Those weeks we do "random questions," so-to-speak. We hate rules. We love memes, however, and here is today's meme!

Saturday 9: I Think We're Alone Now

1. What celebrity in a fantasy would you like to be alone with?
Jake Sully... I might be able to convince him to give me a tour of Pandora and fly his powerful Toruk



2. Have ever dated a good friend?
yes... with disastrous results



3. What is the most embarrassing song that you like?
Poker Face (Lady Gaga)




4. What is your favorite tear jerker movie?
The Notebook



5. What about yourself makes you least secure?
Fear of the future




6. Do you believe in destiny?
yes!!!





7. What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?
any issue in any case that i've been paid to handle and win




8. What are 5 things you don't care about?
-other people's affairs [unless they are my clients]
-politics!
-politics!
-politics!
-politics!



9. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?
yes i think

Moonlight, Thunderstorm and Rain... But I Want Sunshine!

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme.

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Walking in the Moonlight

1. I love walks in the moonlight without ever having to say a word.

mum is the word


2. I intend to go to my destiny instead of waiting on it to find me.


good luck bro!


3. First off, I have 20 cats which I'm sure won't be a problem.


yeah.. here's a photo of one of them


4. I've been called the 8th Wonder of the World.

with a face like this, you surely are!



5. A nice thunderstorm with me and you will be wishing for rain.



thanks but no thanks... i prefer sunshine...


6. I've never been married, but don't let that scare you, it just happens to some of us.


i can imagine...


7. The way I see it, life is a one-act play so am looking for someone who wants to make the best of every day.

as long as it's not a tragedy



8. Jack, my border collie/lab, and I are often out walking or if we are lucky, playing in the mountains.



as long as you still know how to distinguish a human date from your dog date


9. I would like to wake up in the morning to a loving warm smile and sexy eyes.

will this do???



10. Hi! This is fun, no?

Monday Mayhem

Thom's Holiday Fill in the Blanks Meme:


I saw Rudolph kissing gay Vixen
Underneath the snowy sky last night
They didn't see me sneak
Down the tree to have a peek
They thought that I was busy
in my small nook fast wrappin'.

Then I saw Rudolph kissing gay Vixen
Underneath the snowy sky last night

Oh what a shock it would have been
If Santa had only seen
Rudolph kissing gay Vixen last night.

This meme was submitted by the wonderful Thom!

(this cracks me up)

How's your weather? Will you have a white Christmas?

Nope, it's gonna be a rainy Christmas here.

A Holiday Meme for Sunday Stealing

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing. Sunday Stealing originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser.

Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Stacy at the blog All Stacy, All the Time. She states that she stole it at Lola's blog Lola's Diner. Lola wrote this herself! We had searched for a holiday meme, but only found two that had already been played by a zillion players. We were thrilled to find not only an original meme, but one much better than the other two. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: Lola's Holiday Meme

1. What is your favorite holiday show/animated show?



2. What holiday character do you think you're most like?



the christmas tree, no doubt about it...

3. What holiday character does your spouse think you're most like?



i don't have a spouse but if i have one, i'm sure he would think i'm the "naughty AND nice..." sort of character... someone does anyway... wink*wink*

4. Favorite Christmas/holiday song?




5. Most hated Christmas/holiday song?

i don't have one... i love all christmas songs!!!


6. If you have an all holiday music radio station when do you start listening to it?




7. If you have an all holiday music radio station do you love it or hate it?

as i said...



8. Have you ever wrapped yourself as a Christmas present?

nope...


but i might consider it now...


9. Who is Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer's father?



there are no secrets with santa... it must be one of those crazy, drunken moments


10. Do you drive your neighborhood or one near you at night to look at other people's holiday decorations?





11. When you see a heavily decorated house do you think, 'oh that's lovely'? Or do you think, 'oh criminy, that looks like Christmas threw up all over their lawn'?

the colorful lights always catch my attention... i love them!



12. Are you counting the days to Christmas with excited anticipation or dread?

for the first time in 5 years, it's definitely with so much anticipation now!!!




13. When was the last time you had your photo taken with Santa? Did you sit on his lap?




14. Do you make a Christmas list for your spouse or significant other or do you rely on them to pick your gift(s) without a clue from you?

i told you i don't have a spouse...


15. When do you put up your tree?

i don't find it necessary




16. Real or fake?




17. When do you take your tree down?

nothing to take down


18. Do you shop the day after Christmas sales? What do you shop for?





19. Is your work/office having a holiday party this year? Will you attend?

it was last night...





20. Do you have your New Year's Eve Plans set yet?

anything goes here...

plans will only spoil the fun!!!